1) People are particularly stupid today.
You rock, Michel! I love him...his attitude, his accent, the way he hates humanity in general--pretty much a man after my own heart. And definitely how every person working in retail feels at least once a day.
2) We're the crazy pine-scented ladies aka best friends.
Everybody needs that best friend they can be crazy pine-scented ladies with. If you don't have one of those type of friends, get one...now...you'll need her one day when you're crazy in a nursing room.
3) Math is a horrible torture device.
Doing math makes my head hurt too, Sookie St James. Algebra, geometry, anything that involves 2+2 not equaling 4 hands down is something I just don't want to deal with during my lifetime.
4) The world should not start before 11AM or noon, whichever comes first.