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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

All the Little Things You Do

Hi there Lovelies! Welcome to another edition of Zach Week--that one week during the year that this whole entire bloggity blog is dedicated to the one and only man in my life. 

Speaking of the man in my life, a HUGE thank you to all of you who wished him a happy birthday on yesterday's post! He tried not to show it (and failed miserably) but the man was pleased as punch to get some b-day lovin' from all of my "bloggy friends". So thank you gals for making his day....and mine!!


So maybe after yesterday's post and many other posts around here that are dedicated solely to how amazing my husband is, you are thinking to yourself "Wow, she pretty much got herself the best man on the planet". You would be right if you thought that (at least to my way of thinking you would be) but that doesn't mean the man doesn't annoy the shiznit out of me every once in a while, ya know! And I thought it would be superly duperly fun to let you all in on the action and (da...da...dum) write a post about it.

Dear Hubby,
There's just a few things we need to discuss.
Dear Family and Friends, obviously this post is meant to be humorous--enough said.

1// The Dishwasher Problem-- Rule #1 of the house is to always rinse the dishes off before putting them into the dishwasher....always. There might even be some scrubbing involved. You, for some reason are under the huge misconception that the dishwasher is made to replace hand washing dishes. That's just not true. It's rinse, scrub, and then put in the dishwasher. Don't ask why--it's just how it's done. 

2// The Other Dishwasher Problem--After being properly rinsed and scrubbed (a la number 1), forks should be placed in the dishwasher tines up. I know it's not the way that your mother does it. I know it's not the way your sister does it. It is, however, the way I do it. 

3// Pretty Please Prepare--It's 5 am. Your wife is still sleeping soundly in bed, you're almost ready to head off to work.....except you can't find that one thing. You rummage through the kitchen drawers, you rummage around the dining table, and finally you turn on the bedroom light and rummage around there. Not cool, dude. Not cool. And that little huff you make when I crack open one eye to give you 'the look'--also not cool. Double checking the night before saves us this whole stomping around looking for stuff routine. 

4// Shopping--when to go fast--You know I love grocery shopping, babe--the key to my love of it is my ability to get it done fast and before I reach maximum people overload. I don't want to throw around the words run and dart but that's essentially what needs to be done in order to accomplish my goal of not running around the commissary screaming 'Too Many People!!' at the top of my lungs. Notice this is completely different from lean-on-the-cart-and-meander-down-the-aisle-at-a-snail's-pace

5// Shopping--when to go slow--Target. You seem to have these speeds backwards. 

Wow I'm pretty impressed that I could come up with only six things Zach does that annoy me. Soooo pretty much I just reaffirmed the fact my husband is gosh-darned perfect. Hmmm.....maybe I annoy him more than he annoys me (insert wide-eyed, scared emoji here). 

What is one thing your husband/so does that annoys you? 



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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

All the Little Things You Do

Hi there Lovelies! Welcome to another edition of Zach Week--that one week during the year that this whole entire bloggity blog is dedicated to the one and only man in my life. 

Speaking of the man in my life, a HUGE thank you to all of you who wished him a happy birthday on yesterday's post! He tried not to show it (and failed miserably) but the man was pleased as punch to get some b-day lovin' from all of my "bloggy friends". So thank you gals for making his day....and mine!!


So maybe after yesterday's post and many other posts around here that are dedicated solely to how amazing my husband is, you are thinking to yourself "Wow, she pretty much got herself the best man on the planet". You would be right if you thought that (at least to my way of thinking you would be) but that doesn't mean the man doesn't annoy the shiznit out of me every once in a while, ya know! And I thought it would be superly duperly fun to let you all in on the action and (da...da...dum) write a post about it.

Dear Hubby,
There's just a few things we need to discuss.
Dear Family and Friends, obviously this post is meant to be humorous--enough said.

1// The Dishwasher Problem-- Rule #1 of the house is to always rinse the dishes off before putting them into the dishwasher....always. There might even be some scrubbing involved. You, for some reason are under the huge misconception that the dishwasher is made to replace hand washing dishes. That's just not true. It's rinse, scrub, and then put in the dishwasher. Don't ask why--it's just how it's done. 

2// The Other Dishwasher Problem--After being properly rinsed and scrubbed (a la number 1), forks should be placed in the dishwasher tines up. I know it's not the way that your mother does it. I know it's not the way your sister does it. It is, however, the way I do it. 

3// Pretty Please Prepare--It's 5 am. Your wife is still sleeping soundly in bed, you're almost ready to head off to work.....except you can't find that one thing. You rummage through the kitchen drawers, you rummage around the dining table, and finally you turn on the bedroom light and rummage around there. Not cool, dude. Not cool. And that little huff you make when I crack open one eye to give you 'the look'--also not cool. Double checking the night before saves us this whole stomping around looking for stuff routine. 

4// Shopping--when to go fast--You know I love grocery shopping, babe--the key to my love of it is my ability to get it done fast and before I reach maximum people overload. I don't want to throw around the words run and dart but that's essentially what needs to be done in order to accomplish my goal of not running around the commissary screaming 'Too Many People!!' at the top of my lungs. Notice this is completely different from lean-on-the-cart-and-meander-down-the-aisle-at-a-snail's-pace

5// Shopping--when to go slow--Target. You seem to have these speeds backwards. 

Wow I'm pretty impressed that I could come up with only six things Zach does that annoy me. Soooo pretty much I just reaffirmed the fact my husband is gosh-darned perfect. Hmmm.....maybe I annoy him more than he annoys me (insert wide-eyed, scared emoji here). 

What is one thing your husband/so does that annoys you? 



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