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Friday, May 30, 2014

10 Things I Think About Before a Party

It's here, y'all. Today is D-Day.....aka ball day. Thank you to all of the amazing ladies who gave me feedback about my dress (for those of you who follow me on Instagram, I did indeed pick Dress B!)---y'all are seriously amazing!!! 

So I've got my dress, a general idea of what I'm doing for my hair and makeup, and a very handsome husband looking dashing in his dress uniform......buuuuut I'm still pretty nervous. So in honor of my nervousness, I'm telling y'all ten things I worry think about before going to a party. I'm really really hoping that some of you can relate because otherwise....well....otherwise I'll just be worrying over here by myself for the next few hours.

aka military ball worries


1-FALLING IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE
Yep that would be me......a whole division of men plus their significant others. And there's absolutely no way I would recover nearly as well as J Law.


2-HAVING SOME KIND OF A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION (ALSO IN FRONT OF A ROOMFUL OF PEOPLE).
Thankfully I think my dress is too long for any windy day dress catastrophes but still, Murphy's law says that anything could happen.

3-THAT THE HUBS WILL GET THE URGE TO RECREATE THIS DANCE.
I'm seriously not kidding about this, guys. THIS COULD BE MY HUSBAND in a few hours!!!


4-TALKING TO PEOPLE MAKES ME NERVOUS.
It also makes me think my funny faces are actually funny....and as cute as Zooey's: Nobody's face is as cute as Zooey's.


5-I'M JUST A REALLY AWKWARD PERSON IN GENERAL.
Yeppur, make Hans a general or something and you pretty much have my worst nightmare right there. 

6-THE FOOD IS NEVER AS GOOD AS THEY SAY IT WILL BE.
Totally enough said. I just know I'll be craving McDonalds about the time they bring out the steak.

7-I HAVE THIS FEELING I'LL END UP DOING THE WRONG THING AT EXACTLY THE WRONG TIME.
 And then I will end up all sad-faced and made fun of by all the other minions, I mean wives, I mean other people.

8-I'LL BE FORCED TO GO TO THE LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM ALL BY MY LONESOME BECAUSE I HAVE NO GAL PALS. 
Obvi......yeeaaah, I'm sooo being sarcastic.

9-IT'S A VERY REAL POSSIBILITY THAT I WILL REMEMBER NOTHING ABOUT THE NIGHT WHEN I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING. 
Yep, it's happened before.

And last but certainly not least.

10-WHAT IF I FLOOD MY INSTAGRAM WITH TOO MANY SELFIES???? #firstworldproblems
This is going to happen. I'm sorry in advance. Forgive me?
 
So what are you supposed to get out of this post, you might ask? Uhhhmm....a good laugh? Seriously, y'all, if any of these things pop into your head right before a big event, tell me so I know I'm not the only super uber awkward one!!! And if you could spare some, send some good thoughts my way, would you? In the meantime, I'll be sitting here pulling a Jess and totally freaking out. 


You've thought these things too right? What do you do to keep yourself from getting nervous before a big event?


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Friday, May 30, 2014

10 Things I Think About Before a Party

It's here, y'all. Today is D-Day.....aka ball day. Thank you to all of the amazing ladies who gave me feedback about my dress (for those of you who follow me on Instagram, I did indeed pick Dress B!)---y'all are seriously amazing!!! 

So I've got my dress, a general idea of what I'm doing for my hair and makeup, and a very handsome husband looking dashing in his dress uniform......buuuuut I'm still pretty nervous. So in honor of my nervousness, I'm telling y'all ten things I worry think about before going to a party. I'm really really hoping that some of you can relate because otherwise....well....otherwise I'll just be worrying over here by myself for the next few hours.

aka military ball worries


1-FALLING IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE
Yep that would be me......a whole division of men plus their significant others. And there's absolutely no way I would recover nearly as well as J Law.


2-HAVING SOME KIND OF A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION (ALSO IN FRONT OF A ROOMFUL OF PEOPLE).
Thankfully I think my dress is too long for any windy day dress catastrophes but still, Murphy's law says that anything could happen.

3-THAT THE HUBS WILL GET THE URGE TO RECREATE THIS DANCE.
I'm seriously not kidding about this, guys. THIS COULD BE MY HUSBAND in a few hours!!!


4-TALKING TO PEOPLE MAKES ME NERVOUS.
It also makes me think my funny faces are actually funny....and as cute as Zooey's: Nobody's face is as cute as Zooey's.


5-I'M JUST A REALLY AWKWARD PERSON IN GENERAL.
Yeppur, make Hans a general or something and you pretty much have my worst nightmare right there. 

6-THE FOOD IS NEVER AS GOOD AS THEY SAY IT WILL BE.
Totally enough said. I just know I'll be craving McDonalds about the time they bring out the steak.

7-I HAVE THIS FEELING I'LL END UP DOING THE WRONG THING AT EXACTLY THE WRONG TIME.
 And then I will end up all sad-faced and made fun of by all the other minions, I mean wives, I mean other people.

8-I'LL BE FORCED TO GO TO THE LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM ALL BY MY LONESOME BECAUSE I HAVE NO GAL PALS. 
Obvi......yeeaaah, I'm sooo being sarcastic.

9-IT'S A VERY REAL POSSIBILITY THAT I WILL REMEMBER NOTHING ABOUT THE NIGHT WHEN I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING. 
Yep, it's happened before.

And last but certainly not least.

10-WHAT IF I FLOOD MY INSTAGRAM WITH TOO MANY SELFIES???? #firstworldproblems
This is going to happen. I'm sorry in advance. Forgive me?
 
So what are you supposed to get out of this post, you might ask? Uhhhmm....a good laugh? Seriously, y'all, if any of these things pop into your head right before a big event, tell me so I know I'm not the only super uber awkward one!!! And if you could spare some, send some good thoughts my way, would you? In the meantime, I'll be sitting here pulling a Jess and totally freaking out. 


You've thought these things too right? What do you do to keep yourself from getting nervous before a big event?


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